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Things keep rolling along for the Cleveland Guardians.

Last weekend, we had the privilege of hosting the Pittsburgh Blue Streaks and Detroit Men’s Roller Derby for a triple header!


Looking forward to seeing those guys again, soon, on the roller rink!

CMRD is making progress! Results from the 2015 Midwest Brewhaha:

Bismark Bomberz 285 – Guardians 88

Milwaukee Blitzdkrieg – Guardians 94

Springfield Hooligans 470 – Guardians 109

The Ladies of NEO taught us a few things about derby the other night. NEO 399 – Guardians 83.
At least we held ’em under 400!

On Saturday, March 7th, 2015, the Cleveland Guardians hit a milestone with our first offical bout against a MRDA certified men’s team. The inaugural Battle of Ohio pitted the Guardians against the Cincinnati Battering Rams.

Final score: Rams 456 – Guardians 27

Some might call this a lopsided defeat. I prefer to think we were wearing them down. Thankfully, we get another shot at ’em in a few months when they come to visit us here in Cleveland.

Our first bout also happened to be the last bout for one of our league founders, Lumberjerk. LJ took home MVP Jammer and we’ll look forward to knocking him around after he gets settled in with his new team in Springfield, IL. Thanks for all you’ve done for this league, Jerk. You’ll be missed!